剧情简介
曾被选为新春文艺,后来因卷入剽窃是非而写色情小说的我(文成根),有一天一个女人(郑善敬暂无内容)来到了我的身边,超短裙中毒症及拥有世界级臀部的她说她的梦想是成为小说里的人物,因此开始了和我的同居生活......
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